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		<title>Jokes</title>
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		<lastBuildDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 21:15:09 GMT</lastBuildDate>
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			<title>New joke :):):):)</title>
			<link>http://clanhm.forumotion.net/jokes-f31/new-joke-t300.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>daemon</dc:creator>
			<description>Definitions:



Love:

Passing disease that healed by wedding.



Brain:

Organ that allow us think which we thinking



Urologist

Expert that look at your organ by  disrespect.

Catch your organ by revulsion, And take from

you money like he sucked you.





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			<pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 21:15:09 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://clanhm.forumotion.net/jokes-f31/new-joke-t300.htm#1625</comments>
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			<title>New Jokessss</title>
			<link>http://clanhm.forumotion.net/jokes-f31/new-jokessss-t282.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>daemon</dc:creator>
			<description>Tourist came to New York enter to bus.

Gave to driver two dollars.

The driver thought that  tourist gave him five dollars 

and the driver gave him change of four dollars.

After some time the driver asked the tourist how 

many money gave him and how many he got change        

Tourist answer that he gave him two dollars and got four dollars.

The driver said why you didn't tell me.

Tourist answer i don't know your price.



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			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:50:50 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>New joke(Food joke)</title>
			<link>http://clanhm.forumotion.net/jokes-f31/new-jokefood-joke-t275.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>daemon</dc:creator>
			<description>About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to





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			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:49:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>quake 3 commends</title>
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			<dc:creator>autofire</dc:creator>
			<description>Give Me  Full Quake 3 Commends But onlie best =]</description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 11:43:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Eleven reasons why Women find it hard to find the Man of their Dreams</title>
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			<dc:creator>daemon</dc:creator>
			<description>1.The nice men are ugly.

2.The handsome men are not nice.

3.The handsome and nice men are gay.

4.The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5.The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money

6.The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:45:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Jokesssssss:)</title>
			<link>http://clanhm.forumotion.net/jokes-f31/jokesssssss-t128.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>rosalina</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[You Probbaly don't find some of my Jokes funny, but I find them funny <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1" />
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Right, 
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There is a Blond and a Brunette in a car, the Brunette says is the Indercater on, the blond says &quot;yes, no, yes, no, yes, no&quot;
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Rosa:)]]></description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 11:08:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Another joke</title>
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			<dc:creator>daemon</dc:creator>
			<description>One Italian came to his fridge open door toke egges

and made Boiled egg.



One French man came to his fridge open door

toke egges and made omelet.



One Russian came to his fridge open  the door 

scratch his egges and close the door.



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			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 18:02:18 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://clanhm.forumotion.net/jokes-f31/another-joke-t209.htm#845</comments>
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			<title>Funny joke</title>
			<link>http://clanhm.forumotion.net/jokes-f31/funny-joke-t171.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>daemon</dc:creator>
			<description>Say &quot;I am guy&quot; after sentence



For example:

I go to the pub.

and you need to say &quot;i am guy&quot;



I want to the pub

I dranke very much

I met girl

She and I went to my home

I fucked her

And she said to me





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			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:19:48 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://clanhm.forumotion.net/jokes-f31/funny-joke-t171.htm#682</comments>
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			<title>boris autofire</title>
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			<dc:creator>autofire</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[LOL NICE joke man  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_cheers.png" alt="cheers" longdesc="42" />   <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_cheers.png" alt="cheers" longdesc="42" />]]></description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:28:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>autofireWeLoseVsO4m2games</title>
			<link>http://clanhm.forumotion.net/jokes-f31/autofirewelosevso4m2games-t164.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>autofire</dc:creator>
			<description>but i win one it was 24-24 they killed all of us onlie i was i kill 3 from o4m and i did take best score in team and pkai got ban for wh i gues         but i dont know if he was wh </description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:32:34 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://clanhm.forumotion.net/jokes-f31/autofirewelosevso4m2games-t164.htm#646</comments>
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			<title>looooooooooooooooooooolzzzzzzz</title>
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			<dc:creator>autofire</dc:creator>
			<description>i read some book i love to read books its fun one they i read 2 books on table on my bro room on the flower i and mybro like talks abot books but when my bro meery he reading onlie one book   some they i was reading some book my frend vlad comes and say maybe u want read some book i sayd now mybook w8ing to me                 ok lol boook=girl read=fuck    its my b    k and its me  </description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:38:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>autofire=]]]]</title>
			<link>http://clanhm.forumotion.net/jokes-f31/autofire-t143.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>autofire</dc:creator>
			<description>lol i and my frends did porn video its real so in the video i doing in   nause with heands so the pernts of my frend see the video lol and they say we are stupid littel kids       </description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:46:07 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://clanhm.forumotion.net/jokes-f31/autofire-t143.htm#614</comments>
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			<title>problems with hear unederstend auto</title>
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			<dc:creator>autofire</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[ur hear dont listen  new inventionjavascript&#058;emoticonp('<img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="61" />') pu thim in corner  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="61" />  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="61" />  and he will lisen like new! bealive me]]></description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:42:11 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://clanhm.forumotion.net/jokes-f31/problems-with-hear-unederstend-auto-t159.htm#633</comments>
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			<title>200 Posts? ftw</title>
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			<dc:creator>HoTMaN</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[201 posts done. This is my 202 posts lolmao. My 2nd Century <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_razz.gif" alt="Razz" longdesc="9" />]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:01:18 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://clanhm.forumotion.net/jokes-f31/200-posts-ftw-t145.htm#618</comments>
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			<title>Funny joke</title>
			<link>http://clanhm.forumotion.net/jokes-f31/funny-joke-t104.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>autofire</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Why legs so smelly 
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 <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_question.gif" alt="Question" longdesc="17" />
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because they grow from ass 
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  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="61" />  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="61" />]]></description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 14:32:05 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://clanhm.forumotion.net/jokes-f31/funny-joke-t104.htm#452</comments>
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			<title>100 Posts?</title>
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			<dc:creator>HoTMaN</dc:creator>
			<description>This aint a joke hehe I done more than 100 posts. I saw it wen I was doing 101th post. This is my 102 post. U cant beat me :D:D:D



             

             

             

             

             

             

             

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			<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:53:13 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://clanhm.forumotion.net/jokes-f31/100-posts-t71.htm#272</comments>
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